No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

And be proud of it?

What on earth is a US Army officer doing kissing the Koran?

They were "only following orders"...

Judges which rule based on feelings rather than the law, cause unintended consequences quite the opposite of what they wanted.

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.

CPS is another bureaucracy which has lost sight of its product and is caught up in process.

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...

If Microsoft ends up actually paying the fines which have been assessed by the EU Anti-Competition bureaucracy, it will make a bigger contribution to the EU budget than many member countries.

Dead rats, and dying patients.