Dreamed of being a stripper? Now the TSA will make you one - like it or not!

Just defunding bureaucracies doesn't solve laws that require bureaucratic permission before doing anything.

Political corruption is caused by excessive government power and interference.

Persuading people why they should do something is always more effective than trying to force them to do it.

How dare the government outlaw the light bulb?

The ancients were right about spanking's effectiveness, when it's properly done.

Modern thugs have no respect for hospitals or churches; they'll happily carry on their combat, violence, and theft even in "sanctuaries" of healing, which even criminals of past generations would not do.

Nowhere does the Constitution say just being born here makes you a citizen.

An environmentalist becomes an object lesson on why we like cars.

Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.