What's a principal to do when the kids won't obey?

A court found the NY Port Authority 68% liable for bombing their own building?!

God bless the parents who drugged us.

A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

We honor Pippa Bacca for living and dying in full, logical, and consistent allegiance to her beliefs.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

European in-house lawyers would rather face litigation in China and Russia than in America?!

Our justice system has been abandoning the pursuit of justice in favor of personal gain for a long time.

Being stupid, and indeed even being un-American, is not unconstitutional.

Illegal immigrants HAVE NO CIVIL RIGHTS. In fact, legal immigrants have no civil rights. Just ask the dictionary...