Food aid to perennially starving Third World countries simply creates more hungry mouths for the next drought.

It's easy to make it look like you're helping the poor. It's much harder to actually accomplish anything.

Drill here, drill now!

Save a tree... power your iPod?

So now it's OK to use risky forms of energy.

Does nobody care about "aiding and abetting" criminals anymore?

Paying out for people who don't pay in is bad for the exchequer.

Global warming shrinks sheep! Can we make it shrink people too?

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Environmental nuts are out to rid the world of polluting lawnmowers by force of law - but there's a better way.