How dare the government outlaw the light bulb?

Nowhere does the Constitution say just being born here makes you a citizen.

An environmentalist becomes an object lesson on why we like cars.

Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.

Does global warming cause hurricanes or the other way 'round?

Bans on disposable plastic shopping bags kill people.

How dare Obama simply "decree" that BP cough up $20 billion?

It could have been done a month ago, if Obama would get out of the way.

Why don't we already have clean power sources? It's a conspiracy!

Not much.