Why must the Federal government run everything?

Global warming shrinks sheep! Can we make it shrink people too?

Palin's resignation may be to her benefit.

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Ten years ago, Republican strategic blunders ruined their ability to defend traditional morals.

Are Democrats saying that Michelle Obama is not descended from a monkey?

Wasting millions on buying newfangled equipment, storing it for some years, and then junking it unused? Must be the TSA!

Why aren't Republicans willing to fight for what they claim to believe?

Yelling STOP is not good enough.

Cheaters never prosper? They do if they're misogynistic and profane rappers.