"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

There's nothing to get a bureaucracy moving like recurring deaths.

Time magazine gets a clue on welfare, and advocates "creating livelihoods."

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

It is beautiful, shiny, and impressive, and not entirely valueless - but nothing like as glorious as it appears.

Have we become so used to injustice that we expect it, and simply live with it?

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?