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By Petrarch  |  Oct 11, 2007  |   
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                    There is one place from whence the Star-Spangled Banner no longer waves: Barack Hussein Obama's lapel.
                 
            
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By Hobbes  |  Oct 10, 2007  |   
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                    Larry Craig should resign!  But he should not be alone.
                 
            
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By Virginia Fox  |  Oct 9, 2007  |   
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                    I stood on the bridge; I stood right there on the bridge looking down at the Rio Grande River, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a Mexican gentleman who had started himself a ferryboat service.
                 
            
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By Will Offensicht  |  Oct 8, 2007  |   
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                    What does Mr. Gates plan to do with all the extra people that won't die from malaria now that his foundation has found a cure? 
                 
            
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By Petrarch  |  Oct 5, 2007  |   
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                    It's been estimated that the final costs for New Orleans'; reconstruction will top $200 billion.  As American taxpayers, we can only ask this question:  Why?
                 
            
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By Petrarch  |  Oct 3, 2007  |   
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                    In recent years, the dream of home ownership has gotten farther and farther out of reach, as house prices have escalated.  According to a recent study, the primary cause is excessive zoning laws - that is, government over-regulation.
                 
            
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By Hobbes  |  Oct 1, 2007  |   
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                    Inspecting IDs is a waste of time and money, but it's ideal from the bureaucratic point of view because it doesn't solve the problem.
                 
            
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By Hobbes  |  Sep 28, 2007  |   
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                    We now know that Nancy Pelosi's Democrats are a bunch of crooked politicians, just like the ones they replaced last November.
                 
            
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By Petrarch  |  Sep 27, 2007  |   
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                    According to the Wall Street Journal, newly-minted lawyers are having difficulty finding gainful employment.
                 
            
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By Hobbes  |  Sep 25, 2007  |   
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                    Mr. Washington said, "Government is like fire - an uncertain servant and a fearful master," but he missed the essence.  At its core, governance boils down to two questions: "Who says?" and "Who pays?"