How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Don't hold your breath.

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

Solzhenitsyn warned of "an atmosphere of moral mediocrity, paralyzing man's noblest impulses."