We need innovation to continue living at all.

The Large Hadron Collider is shut down temporarily. Not so the drain on taxpayers.

One generation is enough.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

Time magazine gets a clue on welfare, and advocates "creating livelihoods."

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?