Why the panic and fear on every side? This "recession" is nothing.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

There's nothing to get a bureaucracy moving like recurring deaths.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!