Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Don't hold your breath.

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.