The fame of the TSA has become so great that Japanese shoppers twelve thousand miles away know just how they treat your luggage.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

There's just no pleasing some people!

Shouldn't couples be expected to tell each other the truth about "essential qualities" of their upcoming marriage?

Maybe we can make a difference!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.