The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

Russia has called the bluff of NATO, the "world's greatest alliance."

...is not Barack Obama.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

There's nothing to get a bureaucracy moving like recurring deaths.