Our schools need reform. Obama is opposed.

When the space elevator is built, it won't be an American device.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Time magazine gets a clue on welfare, and advocates "creating livelihoods."

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Solzhenitsyn warned of "an atmosphere of moral mediocrity, paralyzing man's noblest impulses."