This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

Russia has called the bluff of NATO, the "world's greatest alliance."

...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

It is beautiful, shiny, and impressive, and not entirely valueless - but nothing like as glorious as it appears.

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.