Ingrid Betancourt has learned that there are some people you just don't negotiate with.

John McCain loves his country too much.

The fame of the TSA has become so great that Japanese shoppers twelve thousand miles away know just how they treat your luggage.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

There's just no pleasing some people!

Maybe we can make a difference!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Mr. Obama has exposed the existing black leadership as a bunch of liars. But...