Reality is sexist - so it must be changed!

Two more years of economic winter.

Homosexuality is like picking your nose...

If they make a nude model feel violated...

At one time, even fake pictures of Americans being harassed was enough to drive us to war.

Are we a free people or are we not?

Dreamed of being a stripper? Now the TSA will make you one - like it or not!

Obama lies shamelessly, accusing innocents of crimes he himself blatantly commits.

Nowhere does the Constitution say just being born here makes you a citizen.

Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.