This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

Expecting adults to behave like adults is not racism, except to the mainstream media.

Reality must take precedence over public relations.

You can't stop a natural disaster. You can avoid a disastrous response.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

The lesson of Prohibition is not that you can't legislate morality; we do that every day.

For Labor Day, we consider those that don't.

...is not Barack Obama.