Paying out for people who don't pay in is bad for the exchequer.

Global warming shrinks sheep! Can we make it shrink people too?

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Yelling STOP is not good enough.

Environmental nuts are out to rid the world of polluting lawnmowers by force of law - but there's a better way.

There's a bill in Congress to bury all forms of economic activity under an avalanche of environmental lawsuits which need not show any harm in order to collect damages.

Cow farts cause global warming. We can stop that - by sacrificing fish.

Government subsidies for solar power result in our paying a lot more for electricity.

Roland Burris fits right in to the Senate, perjury and all.

Obama's plans are so obviously the exact opposite of what our economy needs, that you have to wonder about his intelligence.