The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

The lesson of Prohibition is not that you can't legislate morality; we do that every day.

...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.