...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.

What's to keep people from committing crimes when they aren't likely to be caught? Only their personal self-control, driven by their innermost sense of justice.

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.