No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

Honor the military by allowing it to BE a military.

A man can now be convicted of rape if the woman changes her mind halfway through the act.

Imagine how many lawyers the Justice Department will have to hire to chase everybody who posts incorrect information on a web site!

They were "only following orders"...

There is no reason that I should be forced to accommodate or subsidize your own bad choices, or vice versa.

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.