If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.