The power of pithiness.

So now it's OK to use risky forms of energy.

How to make everyone perfectly equal...

The last of the Kennedys meets his Maker.

Barack Obama takes on a new job: Partner of God.

Only two questions: how to limit demand, and how to incentivize better care.

Global warming shrinks sheep! Can we make it shrink people too?

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Are Democrats saying that Michelle Obama is not descended from a monkey?

Wasting millions on buying newfangled equipment, storing it for some years, and then junking it unused? Must be the TSA!