The concept of the flushing toilet is "unsustainable"?!

Lower the costs of healthcare and the other problems will take care of themselves.

Our schools need reform. Obama is opposed.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

But not by us, for once!

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.