They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.