You can't stop a natural disaster. You can avoid a disastrous response.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

For Labor Day, we consider those that don't.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Does "Grand Theft Auto" incite murder? What should we do about it?

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!