No child has any choice in the matter. But an adult does.

Any deviation from the official party line is a threat to absolute power, and deviation must be squelched by fair means or foul.

Barack Obama goes where George McGovern fears to tread.

This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

There's nothing to get a bureaucracy moving like recurring deaths.