The concept of the flushing toilet is "unsustainable"?!

Our schools need reform. Obama is opposed.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Mr. Obama has exposed the existing black leadership as a bunch of liars. But...