The power of pithiness.

The last of the Kennedys meets his Maker.

Barack Obama takes on a new job: Partner of God.

Are Democrats saying that Michelle Obama is not descended from a monkey?

But for anyone else, a frozen hell.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?