Green is the new black-and-red.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

Barack Obama has the wrong catchphrase.

And be proud of it?

A car dealer makes a mint from Obama's gaffes.

What on earth is a US Army officer doing kissing the Koran?

China's masters are starting to act like they care about ordinary Chinese. Quite a new leaf for Communists.