Barack Obama has the wrong catchphrase.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

And be proud of it?

A car dealer makes a mint from Obama's gaffes.

A man can now be convicted of rape if the woman changes her mind halfway through the act.

Imagine how many lawyers the Justice Department will have to hire to chase everybody who posts incorrect information on a web site!

Any financial adviser will tell you to keep two months' salary in the bank in case of an unforeseen disaster. Shouldn't the country?

They were "only following orders"...

What's a principal to do when the kids won't obey?

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.