If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

And be proud of it?

There are two major problems underlying most of the social pathologies of modern Western society.

A man can now be convicted of rape if the woman changes her mind halfway through the act.

Imagine how many lawyers the Justice Department will have to hire to chase everybody who posts incorrect information on a web site!

It's simply common sense that the nicer a life you have if you don't work, the more people will choose not to work and the pickier they will be about what job they might be willing to accept.