Global warming shrinks sheep! Can we make it shrink people too?

Civil rights are not automatic, like natural human rights - you have to agree to the social compact in order to deserve them.

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Environmental nuts are out to rid the world of polluting lawnmowers by force of law - but there's a better way.

Rather than deport illegals, Obama would rather imprison American businessmen who hire them. Good for him!

There's a bill in Congress to bury all forms of economic activity under an avalanche of environmental lawsuits which need not show any harm in order to collect damages.

We are not in a depression. Not even close.

Cow farts cause global warming. We can stop that - by sacrificing fish.

Government subsidies for solar power result in our paying a lot more for electricity.

Illegal immigration harms mostly blacks. Obama should do them a favor and stop it.