By Will Offensicht Sep 8, 9:22 AM
They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.
By Will Offensicht Aug 28, 9:14 AM
"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."
By Hobbes Aug 22, 2:10 PM
Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?
By Will Offensicht Aug 19, 9:22 AM
Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.
By Will Offensicht Aug 18, 9:19 AM
America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!
By Will Offensicht Aug 13, 9:14 AM
Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?
By Will Offensicht Jul 24, 11:24 AM
Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?
By Will Offensicht Jul 18, 9:26 AM
Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.
By Hobbes Jul 11, 8:29 AM
Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.
By Hobbes Jul 9, 9:23 AM
Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.
By Will Offensicht Jul 2, 7:56 AM
Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?
By Hobbes Jun 19, 8:47 AM
Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"
By Will Offensicht Jun 5, 9:53 AM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
By Will Offensicht Jun 3, 4:38 PM
Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?
By Will Offensicht Jun 2, 4:18 PM
No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!