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A National Prayer

Is it legal to pray if you don't mention God?

By Guest Editorial  |  December 23, 2011

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in conservatism.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment
for his party’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me
all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

- That's if you're lucky, and haven't been foreclosed on and tossed out on the street. - Ed.