A National Prayer

Is it legal to pray if you don't mention God?

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in conservatism.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment
for his party’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me
all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

- That's if you're lucky, and haven't been foreclosed on and tossed out on the street. - Ed.

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Reader Comments

When is Scragged going to come out and endorse the best conservative candidate we have -- Ron Paul?

I'd actually settle for an article focusing on Ron Paul, good or bad. I wonder what the minds at Scragged think of him. Seems like the MSM is figuring out it can't just ignore him anymore.

December 23, 2011 2:57 PM

Scragged actually has written complimentary articles about Dr. Paul in the past; you should try searching for his name in our archives. You might particularly like this one:


December 23, 2011 4:03 PM

Ah, yes. I certainly hope Dr. Paul gets the opportunity to beat Obama in this coming election. I voted for Obama last time; I will not be voting for him again. If Paul is on the Republican ticket, I won't just be staying at home, either -- I'll be voting Republican.

December 23, 2011 5:57 PM

Awesome ditty! Bookmarked. Where's that Scragged jokes section I mentioned before? Get your butts in gear, Scragged.

December 23, 2011 5:58 PM
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