Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Shouldn't couples be expected to tell each other the truth about "essential qualities" of their upcoming marriage?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

The yearning to restrict other people's choices is a pretty good definition of a liberal.