If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Depends on the definition - the dictionary's? Or the Democrats'?

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

Hillary, the One Last Hope for Womankind?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...