Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

We have to increase regulation and government intervention of finance. Don't we?

Our civil forfeiture laws have resurrected what is known as a "tax farm."

Instead of a moral paragon, Google is becoming a moral lesson.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

To our surprise, John McCain has made an excellent proposal which, unlike almost every other politically-inspired "solution" to our energy problems, would most likely work.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"