Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

And our reasons why.

But that's OK, because their intentions are Good and Right.

Obama must make a fateful choice.

Depends on the definition - the dictionary's? Or the Democrats'?

Hillary, the One Last Hope for Womankind?

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.