If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...

What on earth is a US Army officer doing kissing the Koran?

China's masters are starting to act like they care about ordinary Chinese. Quite a new leaf for Communists.

It's simply common sense that the nicer a life you have if you don't work, the more people will choose not to work and the pickier they will be about what job they might be willing to accept.