Throughout the administration of the Devil Incarnate, George W. Bush, the amount of trees, flowers, and pretty birds all over the world has increased.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

It's shockingly simple...

It's simply common sense that the nicer a life you have if you don't work, the more people will choose not to work and the pickier they will be about what job they might be willing to accept.

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.

So near and yet so far!

Our government's wrongheaded policies are causing an artificial and avoidable famine worldwide.

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.