When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

A professional law-enforcement officer has re-learned the lessons of history and is offering people who live under his jurisdiction a chance to protect themselves.

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.

What's to keep people from committing crimes when they aren't likely to be caught? Only their personal self-control, driven by their innermost sense of justice.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Shouldn't couples be expected to tell each other the truth about "essential qualities" of their upcoming marriage?