The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.