Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...

They were "only following orders"...