Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...

What on earth is a US Army officer doing kissing the Koran?

China's masters are starting to act like they care about ordinary Chinese. Quite a new leaf for Communists.

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.

They were "only following orders"...