When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?