Illegal immigrants HAVE NO CIVIL RIGHTS. In fact, legal immigrants have no civil rights. Just ask the dictionary...

Dead rats, and dying patients.

It's been said that the government should stay out of the bedroom. They can jolly well stay out of my bathroom too!

Eternal vigilance is not only the price of liberty, it's also the price of parenthood.

Seeking a solution at the dairy farm is not a bad idea.

We find that not only aren't we getting warmer, we are in fact getting colder.

It is a wonderful thing when truly stupid ideas return to bite the people that promoted them.

So that's why we can't find him!

Unless we tell our politicians to ignore Al Gore's scam, we'll all freeze in the dark.

What happens when the law forbids a company from firing an employee without a formal meeting, but a court has forbidden the employee from meeting with the company?